Dave Kellam

Hey man, you just get finished screwing your neighbours wife? Want to confess and have a million other people know what you’ve been up to? Online confessions, weren’t the original’s a dumb enough idea? You must say 30 h41L m4ry’5 b4 i h4x0r your computer.

Welcome to your first day of the PMS school for men. We will be your guides in trying to understand women. This combined with a new pill that delays menopause will lead to an improved sex life for married men. Blah blah, fuckin with nature, just waitin for the pill that will delay death.

Just finished watching The Whole Nine Yards. Good comedy, very dry humour, that’s probably one of the reasons i liked it. If you like Grosse Pointe Blank or Pulp Fiction you’d probably like this one too. All involve hitmen and have a similar type of humor. Listening to wyclef jean – it doesn’t matter, good tune.

Would Ask Jesus be considered blasphemous? Maybe we could ask the pope. Haha, they even have jesus on the colon cam. Who knows, someone’s probably been offended by the site and asked the pope to bring the wrath of god down on these heathens. Go rent dogma.

I could probably get lost on this site. Always had a fascination with how stuff works. It has just about anything you want to know. And now for something a little bit different, we have uglypeople.com.

I’m contemplating moving to seattle, or it could be just be the caffine addiction speaking.

Watched What Planet Are You From? tonite. All i can say was this was funny. A lot of women probably wouldn’t find it funny, you can tell it was written by a man. Rent this one tonite.

Aaron sent me this, adbusters. It’s funny shit, although it is a statement.

More tests! You can tell dave has nothing better to do than get paid 8 bucks and hour to take internet tests. Anyways, i’m 58% pure. They deffinitely forgot to put a lot of questions on there, most of it revolved around sex and drug use. Forgot the various things about wanting to kill someone, etc. unless i missed that page.

Just checked out smash status quo. If you’ve picked up a computer mag recently, you’ve probably seen the adobe ads. Not sure what it’d be like on a slower connection. Funky floating stuff in the background and so on. Another one would be defy the rules, it’s along the same lines.

The densa test, goes hand in hand with that iq test. I ended up 11/12 screwed up on the pill one. That ranks me as above normal, missed the genius mark dammit.

You can use the dialectizer see my site with a redneck flavour to it. There are a few other ones to choose from too.