Dave Kellam

Poor bastard came home and found out that his house was gone. They stole what was in it and the house itself, crazy.

Yah, i’m hard at work. Here’s kermit having sex, courtesy of the great minds at k10k

More random facts, that’s the last thing i need to fill my head with. I have enough of em in there allready.

Ethernet connection here at work, it’s nice, not downloading much because i have no way of getting it off the computer. I’ve been listening to the edge. The quality is ok, it’s like listening to normal radio, it could also be because i have really shitty speakers here.

I updated conform tonite. The newest image is one i did, so go check it out.

Go check out the darwin awards, award to people who lost their lives because of the stupid things they did. How many stupid acts have been preceded by the words “hey man, watch this.”

Hey man, you just get finished screwing your neighbours wife? Want to confess and have a million other people know what you’ve been up to? Online confessions, weren’t the original’s a dumb enough idea? You must say 30 h41L m4ry’5 b4 i h4x0r your computer.

Welcome to your first day of the PMS school for men. We will be your guides in trying to understand women. This combined with a new pill that delays menopause will lead to an improved sex life for married men. Blah blah, fuckin with nature, just waitin for the pill that will delay death.

Just finished watching The Whole Nine Yards. Good comedy, very dry humour, that’s probably one of the reasons i liked it. If you like Grosse Pointe Blank or Pulp Fiction you’d probably like this one too. All involve hitmen and have a similar type of humor. Listening to wyclef jean – it doesn’t matter, good tune.

Would Ask Jesus be considered blasphemous? Maybe we could ask the pope. Haha, they even have jesus on the colon cam. Who knows, someone’s probably been offended by the site and asked the pope to bring the wrath of god down on these heathens. Go rent dogma.