Dave Kellam

I could probably get lost on this site. Always had a fascination with how stuff works. It has just about anything you want to know. And now for something a little bit different, we have uglypeople.com.

I’m contemplating moving to seattle, or it could be just be the caffine addiction speaking.

Watched What Planet Are You From? tonite. All i can say was this was funny. A lot of women probably wouldn’t find it funny, you can tell it was written by a man. Rent this one tonite.

Aaron sent me this, adbusters. It’s funny shit, although it is a statement.

More tests! You can tell dave has nothing better to do than get paid 8 bucks and hour to take internet tests. Anyways, i’m 58% pure. They deffinitely forgot to put a lot of questions on there, most of it revolved around sex and drug use. Forgot the various things about wanting to kill someone, etc. unless i missed that page.

Just checked out smash status quo. If you’ve picked up a computer mag recently, you’ve probably seen the adobe ads. Not sure what it’d be like on a slower connection. Funky floating stuff in the background and so on. Another one would be defy the rules, it’s along the same lines.

The densa test, goes hand in hand with that iq test. I ended up 11/12 screwed up on the pill one. That ranks me as above normal, missed the genius mark dammit.

You can use the dialectizer see my site with a redneck flavour to it. There are a few other ones to choose from too.

So you wanna be a rock superstar and live large…

Apparently, jenny enjoys eating bananas while naked. Although she did have her watch on. Does that count?