Dave Kellam

I was briefly concerned that the sport of wife-carrying was restrictive in the sense that you needed to have a wife. Although, I guess it’s just some sort of figurative thing, like ‘Tennis’. I was also worried about the polygamists, carrying three wives would be much harder than carrying one.

Well, someone writing fortune cookies has a sense of humour. I just finished eating my chinese take-out and pulled this fortune out of the cookie:

You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now.

It must have been a slow day at work. I have to admit it’s one of the better fortunes I’ve seen though.