Dave Kellam

Apparently Canada is giving away a bit much in the civil liberties department and the US would like to minimize that:

“Also, Canadian laws and regulations intended to protect Canadian citizens and landed immigrants from government intrusion sometimes limit the depth of investigations.”

Them laws n’ stuff’re gettin’ in the way of them laws that we’re a tryin’ a protect. That’s right cowboy, we don’t need any of those hooligans smokin’ their reefers and causin’ a ruckus. It’s past noon, lets grab us some beer and some guns and go out and defend our right to have those guns.

New Hampshire’s is a state in mourning today, upon the discovery that the beloved Old Man of the Mountain had in fact fallen off the mountain. The pile of rocks on the side of the mountain resembles the face of an old man, an image that has graced coins, license plates, and other state paraphernalia for many years. The pile of rocks has become an enduring symbol of something-or-other for the state.

“I’m absolutely devastated by this,” said Masterman. “It makes you wonder if God is unhappy with what is going on.”

I bet God is unhappy with what’s going on. So unhappy that he wanted to jab an icepick right through the hearts of the infidels and unfaithful. Unfortunately all these infidel types seem to be in hiding these days, so he figured that knocking over a pile of rocks in New Hampshire would suffice. Frankly, I expect more out of a state with the motto, “Live Free or Die“.

Some music to listen to:

Another Bad Day at the Office
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Teenage Fanclub

That’s it for now, I got distracted after I started searching for more music.

So much for updating regularly. I’ve been busy with this whole moving houses thing and haven’t spent a whole lot of time sitting in front of the box. The move went well for the most part, slightly smaller room, closer to campus though and closer to work for the summer. The landlord was angry that we were taking our time getting everything out of the house, he kept sending around a lackey to piss us off more.

Lackey: You’re going to vacuum right?
Us: Our power is cut off
Lackey: So how are you going to vacuum?
Us: We can’t, the power’s been cut off
Lackey: How are you going to vacuum? The sheet says you’re supposed to vacuum.
Us: Well the sheet also says to leave furniture we don’t want on the front lawn, you’re getting angry at us for that
Lackey: I’ll be back in 45 minutes.

And it went on and on like that. When you’re spending a couple days lugging shit up and down stairs, and you’re tired and irritable because you’ve just finished the exam season, the last thing you need is some stupid fat bitch annoying the hell out of you.