Dave Kellam

This is my aunt Dale, back in the 60’s trying to piss off my mom. @davekellam She wore long underwear and a skull necklace to school, trying to embarrass my mom, who was two years younger @davekellam my aunt died suddenly this weekend. @davekellam I happened to be visiting my parents over the weekend, and was there for my mom. @davekellam Had heard stories about this event, but never realized a photo existed. @davekellam She was badass.

There are those times that the internet doesn’t fucking matter.

RT @zachinglis: The client we had all ready for the next few weeks had to pull out unfortunately. If anyone needs some design/ux/front-end …

Last saw spider crawling on top of fan. Got drink. Now spider is gone. I’m curious if it was like spider extreme sports. Omg, where is it? Alright spider friend, crawling up my leg in the dark was not cool. Genuine knee-jerk reaction. Sorry, you’re not around to eat things now.

@alpower could be. Obviously some attempt at a pattern. It’s going to hurt my brain when I look out the window!

I see that the landlord has been painting the fence outside my office window. No idea what’s going on here.

@keeran also, love “cba” as an abbr, and the fact that I knew what you meant!

@keeran I have a bacon folder that some social stuff goes into. Should update my filters though, been awhile.

Funny getting ‘popular in your network’ emails from Twitter from test accounts that have no network or just follow me. Spam.

Bleep bloop blorp.

Awhile ago I bought dave.money, I think it was @jennschiffer’s fault… anyway, gifs.dave.money

Afternoon office