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@StuRobson wait, there’s a new professionals series? *spins up vpn*

I don’t even know why @cbc allows comments on their website, such vitriol. Why did I scroll that far?

@jalbertgagnier no, that’s torture. I lasted about a minute.

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@aaronjorbin @weightshift this juxtaposition tonight made me laugh.

Some new kitchen reading material.

Hi neighbour, I’m sure your new brick work will look great! And I love the sounds the saws have been making the last five hours!

@itsluke @iest if there’s one thing I want to show off in life, it’s my affinity for Marmite. @itsluke @iest actually yeah… it’s pretty awesome.

@itsluke @iest didn’t think so, just noticed it on mine, never occurred to me that it might be possible. @itsluke @iest maybe they mean 2313?

Question for my British friends starting their day… does the best before date on a jar of Marmite matter at all?

Future contract clause: will not work with seo expert

@camerondaigle of course not! There used to be hoops you could jump through by attaching it a computer. Now, I just use Rdio instead.