Dave Kellam

@Avigail Never occurred to me that it would happen. Clearly the solution is some sort of tv informercial style cilantro warmer.

Holy crap it’s cold… my cilantro got frostbite during the 10 minute walk home from the grocery store.

Listening to Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible on vinyl for the first time. Those cats know what they’re doing.

@jkudish nice, I go occasionally for the quiz, it’s a pretty good one. Hope you’re having a good time in Montreal!

@jkudish nice, were you there for trivia night?

Arrived home to some posh chocolate and a card from the @ob_sub crew. Thanks, looking forward to another good year! @ob_sub @mastbrothers Holy hell, this is amazing! Seriously sexy chocolate… my mouth is on another planet.

Berries and ice instagram.com/p/iULS4xEGMQ/

@CalEuanHopkins @StuartWhitehead For the amount of effort, if you’ve got a fast connection just eat the bandwidth and optimize locally.

@CalEuanHopkins @StuartWhitehead Oy yeah… I don’t think there’s much you can do.

@CalEuanHopkins Do you have shell access?

RT @alpower: @davekellam …’so be good for goodNSA’ etc etc

Santa contains the letters NSA. He knows when you’re sleeping, when you’re awake and if you’ve been bad or good.