Fuck it. Going to watch The Matrix and relive 1999, the peak of our civilization. That Nokia slide-out phone was so badass, I wanted one. The women are fucking strong in The Matrix. The dudes are all fuckboys. I got the wrong message about the movie years ago. Superficial fascists and schoolyard terrorists got the wrong message too.
@Avigail buy yeast? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
@Avigail buy yeast? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Earlier tonight I bought a…
Earlier tonight I bought a box of 20 chicken nuggets. It had more than 25. Also extra sauce. 🏆
@skullface we managed to get…
@skullface we managed to get 10+ on Mao before she bailed 😆 instagram.com/p/fZOVNqkGGU/
@logikdev as the food god…
@logikdev as the food god commands 🙌
@linnifred I don’t even know…
@linnifred I don’t even know how that’s poutine, but I would eat it all.
That evil eye-blinking hotness of…
That evil eye-blinking hotness of good Mexican friggin hot sauce can be offset by Polish crème pâtissière donuts #themoreyouknow
@linnifred is that ribs on…
@linnifred is that ribs on top of poutine?
Big Brother
Big Brother 
@scott_riley get one of the…
@scott_riley get one of the free newspapers and tear it into strips, very very slowly. See how long they last.
Quebec’s ugly ethnic-nationalism cbc.ca/beta/news/opin…
Quebec’s ugly ethnic-nationalism cbc.ca/beta/news/opin…
If I combine various aspects…
If I combine various aspects of astrology, I am a hot wet balanced metal cock 🔥💧⚖️🤘🐓