Dave Kellam

Thinking of all the super-fucking intelligent Iranian people I met at @wildwilhelm’s wedding last year. Hope y’all get to stay in the US.

@timiiggy 😂 washed laundry. Fresh?

@jegtnes @scott_riley I have a couch that turns into a bed, you’re welcome anytime 😘

@scott_riley sure. You may want to visit Montreal on your way back for some poutine.

I smell like laundry. That is probably a good thing.

RT @godtributes: @davekellam HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD

I’m down with hugs

I hate nazis

@I_am_Heather @StuRobson you must both send me addresses. I plan on sending more actual letters in the near future 😄 Also, Canada seems to have superman stamps available.

@timiiggy I will be there in 6 hours. You’ll be closer to done. Yea time zones!

@timiiggy yeah, no monkey bacon. It’s late, probably shouldn’t be on the internets.

@timiiggy 🤔🐒🦄🐵🥓 @timiiggy couldn’t find 💯, so bacon?