Dave Kellam

@richardmtl yeah, normally they pose for you, right? I wanted clear evidence of a squirrel eating a corndog!

@dana_orourke yeah, more of a long-walk and then a bourbon interval 😝

@royboy789 and by advertising this, I’ve created some sort of advertising inception @MLB

Is it a commercial break if it’s presented by Amazon? @MLB

That point in a bug fix where you no longer know if what appears to be right is wrong, and what appears to be wrong is right 😑

There’s a squirrel outside my window eating a corndog. I can’t get a good picture 😕 Half-obscured by a telephone pole.

RT @zachinglis: So, I’m going to be looking for a New York based CTO to build something cool with me and @teawithlemon in a few months afte…

Whoa, just realized that 50 Cent is in Onyx’s React. Always loved that flow.

@helenhousandi oooh… speaking of 1998, you might need to get some Onyx in there (given the tone of the playlist 😡)

@helenhousandi yesss, thanks! A bunch of music that I forgot about… I had that dj clue album.

New credit card. Yea, nfc chip will work again! Fuck, all of my services will moan about the expiry date.

My coffee grinder: “Here’s four cups!”

My espresso machine: 😭