I recently saw a link to The Big Lebowski Kit somewhere, clicked through and was expecting something entirely different. I was thinking it would be The Dude’s kit; everything that one needed to get their dude on. Nope, it’s just a bunch of useless crap… “Ooooh, a mousepad, a fake toe and a coffee cup!” We can do a little better than that.
The Dude’s Survival Kit
Here’s what I think should be in The Dude’s survival kit.
- bottle of Smirnoff vodka
- bottle of Kahlua
- carton of cream
- Old Fashioned glass
- ice cubes
- roach clip
- rolling papers
We could probably include some sort of bowling paraphernalia: a ball, a shirt, something bowlingish. And we would need something to hold it all, possibly a battered suitcase or a bowling bag.