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Dissertation Haiku

Take years of research, countless hours of work, distill it down seventeen syllables, and you get Dissertation Haiku. Here’s an example:

light and matter flirt
years pass in femtoseconds
a bond is broken

By Adi Natan, the haiku interpretation of his dissertation about “quantum control of atoms and small molecule using intense femtosecond laser pulses”.

Posted 2011/02/16 at 7:14pm / academia / haiku / poetry / science

By beard weight alone

Poets ranked by their beard weight. The gravity of a poet’s beard was determined using the lost art of pogonomancy, or divination by beard. I don’t have to explain how awesome this is.

Posted 2009/05/07 at 12:47pm / beards / poetry

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