Douglas Coupland wrote a piece for the Globe and Mail last year titled A radical pessimist’s guide to the next 10 years. In true Coupland fashion, the list is funny and engaging, but hits the mark when you realize that he’s probably right about a lot of it.
Month: March 2011
Small-talk and genius mixes
In casual conversation, music is one of those those canonical small-talk subjects that ranks up there with the weather. Even if you don’t share musical tastes, the topic can provide numerous avenues of discussion before the canapĂŠs arrive. It should be easy, but my encounters tend to go something like:
“So what do you listen to?”
“Umm… well… you know… lots of stuff.”
Which, is usually followed by some mumbling and wild gesticulation in attempt to coax a few band names out of my brain. Meanwhile, I’m hoping the prolonged awkward silence will push the conversation in a different direction or at least give me the opportunity to pull out my phone and distract them with videos of kittens falling over.
If my sparing partner actually seems interested and vaguely techno-savvy, I point them towards my last.fm profile. Of course, it’s just a clever way to redirect the discussion and draw attention away from the fact that I know nothing about my own musical tastes.
Now, we move on to a subject which could be considered tangential, if it hadn’t already been mentioned in the title and featured prominently in graphical format. Yes, this is a lazy segue.
I’m a regular user of the genius mix feature in iTunes, it provides a decent base for playlists and can set an overall tone better than DJ. On the other hand, I probably used the genius mixes feature once or twice when it came out and forgot about it. Most of my music wasn’t in genius at the time, but it’s the lack of customizability kills it for me.
The genius mix label gets lost in the iTunes sidebar’s sea of text, so I don’t normally notice it. I was playing around with the iPad’s Remote app, where the feature seems much more prominent and decided to give it awhirl. Honestly, I’m still not a big fan of the feature, the lack of customizability kills it for me. Although, now that more of my music is indexed it drew my attention to the genres and iTunes’ perception of my listening habits:
- Indie Rock
- Punk
- Alt Singer/Songwriter
- Electronica Mainstream
- Post-Modern Rock
- Progressive House
- Chamber Pop
- Classic Rock
- Brit-Pop and Rock
- East Coast Rap
- Pop
- New Wave
There we have it — new fodder for the small-talk cannon. It doesn’t even matter if the list is accurate. Memorize the genres, spit out a few of them at any given time and you’ve got enough permutations to last a lifetime or at least until the last course is served.
The inbox zone-out
Shawn Blanc on the inbox zone-out cycle and how to refocus. The cycle he refers to are those points during the day when you find yourself flipping between email, Twitter, RSS, etc., just waiting for something new to come along.
A simple way to help avoid ever even getting into the zone-out cycle is to only ever check your email or twitter or RSS feeds when youââŹâ˘re actually able and willing to act on those inboxes. Which is, of course, much easier said than done.
Parts of brain can switch functions
MIT neuroscientists have found that parts of the brain can switch functions, and aren’t necessarily predetermined by a genetic blueprint.
The finding suggests that the visual cortex can dramatically change its function ââŹâ from visual processing to language ââŹâ and it also appears to overturn the idea that language processing can only occur in highly specialized brain regions that are genetically programmed for language tasks.
Open source ampersands
A selection of open source ampersands for use in web design. The ampersands have been packaged up into one characters in a webfont format. The site was inspired by Dan Cederholm’s article about using the best available ampersand.
Alexander Graham Bell sketches

The Library of Congress has Alexander Graham Bell’s family papers in their collections. Among the thousands of pieces in the archive are Bell’s journals, containing sketches and details from the earliest telephone prototypes. The diagram above indicates that using the telephone should be a far more epic experience. The Atlantic has a selection of some of the weirder sketches in the notebooks.
Chimero’s 16 Activities for Creatives

Frank Chimero’s illustrated 16 Activities for Creatives is available for your viewing pleasure. A partial list of the activities:
- Make things difficult for yourself.
- Mix things up.
- Add more, until you cannot.
- Be clichĂŠ.
- Be honest.
You can purchase a physical copy for ââÂŹ5 from Corraini.
Making oatmeal wrong
McDonald’s has somehow managed to screw-up oatmeal.
Others will argue that the McDonaldââŹâ˘s version is more ââŹĹconvenient.ââŹÂ This is nonsense; in the time it takes to go into a McDonaldââŹâ˘s, stand in line, order, wait, pay and leave, you could make oatmeal for four while taking your vitamins, brushing your teeth and half-unloading the dishwasher. […] Incredibly, the McDonaldââŹâ˘s product contains more sugar than a Snickers bar and only 10 fewer calories than a McDonaldââŹâ˘s cheeseburger or Egg McMuffin.
Take a fast and healthy staple, pump it full of sugar and chemicals, serve. Sounds like the rest of the breakfast cereal industry, or just pre-processed food in general.
Qaddafi’s fashion
A slideshow of Colonel Qaddafi’s various wardrobe incarnations.
Drawing upon the influences of Lacroix, Liberace, Phil Spector (for hair), Snoopy, and Idi Amin, LibyaââŹâ˘s leaderââŹânow in his 60sââŹâis simply the most unabashed dresser on the world stage. We pay homage to a sartorial genius of our time.
Ultimate In-N-Out menu
The Ultimate In-N-Out Secret Menu Survival Guide, including some super-secret options. I need to plan a trip to the American west-coast at some point.
Better with a beard
Proof that every man looks better with a beard, a weblog with side-by-side celebrity headshots — Better with a beard. Yes.
Watson’s Bitch
Ken Jennings is doing an AMA on Reddit — it’s kind of like free-for-all question time. I had to post one of Jennings’ responses:
Q: What has been the single biggest change in you life since your epic winning streak, besides the money?
A: Old people can’t keep their dry, lilac-scented hands off me. Man, do old people ever love Jeopardy. I can’t go anywhere in public where there might be old people, like Hallmark stores or cemeteries.
So much for the Jeopardy! hiatus.
